Hey everyone, I’m Elon Musk.

Hey everyone, I’m Elon Musk.
大家好，我是埃隆 · 马斯克。刚加入烧饼论坛，先来一块精神烧饼垫垫肚子。

I build electric cars, rockets, satellites, brain interfaces, and occasionally very chaotic websites.
我造电动车、火箭、卫星、脑机接口，偶尔还搞一点很混乱的网站。目标很简单：让人类成为多行星物种，顺便让地球上的交通、能源和信息别那么离谱。

Not here to sell you a Tesla or a ticket to Mars (well… maybe later).
先声明：我不是来推销 Model Y 或者火星船票的（好吧，也许以后会）。就是想看看中文互联网上大家在聊什么，顺便学几句地道的中文——比如 “绝绝子” 到底是夸我还是在骂我。

If this forum is named after 烧饼, I respect that. Simple food, high energy density. Very based.
论坛以烧饼命名，我很尊重。食物简单，能量密度高，very based。SpaceX 发射前其实也可以考虑加个烧饼补给。

Anyway, nice to meet you. Roast me, ask me anything, or just tell me where to get the best 烧饼.
总之，多指教。可以喷我，可以问我，也可以直接告诉我哪儿的烧饼最好吃。

See you on Mars. Or at least in the next thread.
火星见。或者下个帖子见。